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ALTERNATE POD
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11/03/08 Send me stuff you Maggoats (but no naked guys goddamnit!)
Email stuff to extraneous@cramikskim.com
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Today we have election stuff, halloween stuff, funny stuff, stupid stuff, girl stuff and mysto skimmers stuff. Kicked to the curb:
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Mystery Skimmer Last one is Chad killing Stockos, Lina made the ID. Who is this mystery skimmer?
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The Kings suck. The Niners suck.
The Raiders suck. The Warriors suck. The Giants suck.
The A's suck. Hopefully she sucks too. |
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| There is hot and there is super smoking hot. They are neither. |
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| Don't forget to vote tomorrow! |
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I love Halloween. I love people in
costume getting arrested even more. Below is a heartwarming halloween tale from england: |
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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Like most of the other patients, the
red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital
that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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“But it’s not for me to question his story. “He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”
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| Let's just go over the facts of this story just so we're all clear. A Catholic Vicar was hanging curtains while naked over a table that happened to have a potato on it. |
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| He fell directly on the potato and it miraculously jammed directly up his ass. Makes sense to me. |
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| This story reminds me of the time that I "accidentally" masturbated every day of my life since I was 12 years old. See, odd little mishaps involving genitals happen all the time. |
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| Ouch. |
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| I have no idea, this is just cool. |
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| Now that's a high dive. |
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| Ingenious. |
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| Hard to argue with advice puppy. |
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| lolers |
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Fresh Prince, yo! |
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| I have no idea again. |
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| Nice. |
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| Things I would like to see. |
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| I buy it. |
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| Baby elephants are cute... |
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Time for a female interlude. Anna K looking healthy.
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| Angelina looking crazy hot. |
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Don't forget to vote tomorrow! Palin in 2012! |
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Palin's Facebook. Brilliant. |
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There's a reason everyone loves the
internets: Porn. While it takes government years to implement new policies, it only takes the pron industry days. Or maybe only hours. |
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See? That's what I call project delivery. |
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| Nice campaign slogan. |
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This time last year Travis Henry was
leading the NFL in rushing. This week he was arrested for
attempting to buy a couple kilos of cocaine. He also has 9 different children by 9 different women. 5.5 yards per carry? Screw that, 9 kids by 9 women is way more impressive. |
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| School is back in session. |
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| Chop? It appears chips are hitting her face yet it looks like liquid coming out of the pringles container... |
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Motivational Posters via 3 ball butt
nut. This is my favorite. |
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| VP candidate Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter is pregnant and judging by these pictures, a party girl. |
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| No big deal, in high school my goal was to drink with girls and have sex with them. |
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| The only issue is Sarah Palin supports abstinence based sex education, aka no sex education. |
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So now she is forcing her daughter
Bristol to marry her boyfriend.
To show how they truly subscribe to 'family values'. |
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Underage drinking, getting pregnant and
getting married to another kid is family values? I never would have guessed.
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| Just like VP candidate Palin had to guess what the 'Bush Doctrine' is when asked during her first interview the other day. |
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And here's how the fine young man who
knocked up Bristol described himself on his myspace (since deleted of
course): “I’m a fuckin’
redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play
hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing,
shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll
kick ass.” |
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| Lol, maybe Sarah should have supplemented her abstinence only sex ed with this...would have saved some hasseles. |
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| D'oh! |
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| Not Bristol Palin. |
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No time for more captions but enjoy the
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| New All Time List | ||
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I miss Wright's. |
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