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4/1808 Send me stuff you Maggoats (but no naked guys goddamnit!)
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Today we have Putin's new wife, pedo bear, PVG, KK, JBR, PH, KH, MK and other assorted abbreviations. Kicked to the curb:
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Mystery Skimmer Who is that young man? What young man? |
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The Extraneous News Reports have surfaced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has split with his beautiful wife of many years, Ludmilla. Why, you ask? |
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| Maybe it has something to do with this 17 year old gymnast he met in 2001. |
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Now 24, rumors abound that Putin will
soon marry her. But why her? |
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| I mean she's incredibly beautiful but beautiful girls are a dime a dozen in Russia. |
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I guess I'll never figure out what he
sees in this young woman who is less than half his age. Hmmmm. |
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| Doh! |
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| Oh good! Help has arrived! |
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| And I thought this couldn't get any worse! |
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| What a shock this guy is wearing a Dale Jr. t-shirt. |
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| PVG is no longer in high school. |
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She's at Cal and doesn't look too happy
about it. It's probably all those intraweb stalker losers
showing up at her track meets.
*checks the Cal track schedule to see if they have a meet today* |
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The Jon Benet Mystery Has Been Solved! Apparently Kim Kardashian's ass ate her. |
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| Here Kim searches her breasts for Jon Benet, not realizing the child is in her ass. |
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Speaking of murder this douchebag shot a
postal worker twice for no reason. Unlike PVG he is happy. |
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| Sex. |
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| Speaking of sex, this is a woman. |
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| I'm not kidding. |
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| Ok, the only way to recover from horrific sight is some Keely. |
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Her parents deserve some sort of award
for producing her. Nobel Peace of Ass Prize? |
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Sick of $400+ skimboards? Bonzai skimmer w/ slip and slide for only $49.99 at WalMart. Siiiick. |
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| So I picked up the latest edition of Import Tuner and look what I found.. |
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| What, where? |
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| Pedo Bear! |
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| He's everywhere! |
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Paris Hilton is a fucking retard, part
7366
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| In totally unrelated news, when did Ashlee Simpson get all hot? |
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| Hey look, is that some sort of new detergent? |
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Hey wait, whaaaa You really don't want to see what happens next. but if you do just send an email |
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| Maria Kirilenko is here to cure your eyes of what they were just subjected to. |
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More news: Old dude married ugly chick's
mom. They had ugly chick. Dad leaves and 31 years later he
picks up ugly chick (and his daughter unbeknownst to him) in a bar. They fall in love. They have a kid. Then find out they are father daughter. But the sex is "amazing" and ugly chick says she thinks of 'dad' as a "man first and father second." |
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Wow good thing she only thinks of him as
her Dad 'second' while he's pounding away on her blubber. To get that mental image out of your head look to the right. That should do it. |
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| Everything you wanted to know about Whiskey. |
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Emma Watson turned 18 the other day.
She can now access the 20 mil she has made from the Harry Potter
Series. Hello shopping! |
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| If I were 18 with 20 mil to spend this is what I would do first: |
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Jessica Alba recently spent the day with
a sick kid to make her feel better. It got me thinking... |
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| Think it will work? |
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Sear's will use The Sun Set Malibu Ken
in this set which has a "surfing" appeal. It will include a Sun Set Ken
doll with his original outfit and blue towel, just like the standard
version. The set includes the mask, snorkel and fins (in a new blue color)
from previous Barbie/Ken outfits like Ken's Skin Diver (Sear's) #1406 and
Pak Snorkel Gear, both from 1963. The sunglasses are also a repeat, but
made in a new blue color (although the advertising in the catalogue shows
them in a goldenrod color). These sunglasses were first seen in Ken's
19v62 Time For Tennis #790. Later we see them included with the 1970 Pak
Sun Fun Shirts. The skim board, cork sandals and jacket are new items. The skim board will be available this year as well (along with the new blue color mask, snorkel, fins and sunglasses) in the Sear's exclusive Beach Beat #3384, but the skim board is a orange color with a different color stripe. While cork sandals are a familiar item to Ken, the strap color and design are exclusive to this set. The sandals, along with the yellow floral jacket, are almost impossible to find. In 1972, the Sear's Wishbook will again advertise this set, but it will be the last year it would be readily available. no? |
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| I just stumbled across #236 ranked unkown Serb, Vojislava Lukic. HOT DAMN. I hope she improves her ranking so more photos surface. She is tennis' PVG. |
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| Not many photos out there of her. |
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| Hotter than Maria? |
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| Body for sure. |
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| Face not so much, but not too shabby. |
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| OK, maybe a bit shabby, but we can fix that. |
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| See? |
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OK, I give up. She wins. Vojislava may be #236 in the rankings but she's #1 in my pants!
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| Cool Space Shuttle pics. |
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| Hurricane Dean. |
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| Lookout! |
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| Hmmm, not going to end well. |
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| A couple cool photos of the lunar eclipse a couple weeks ago. |
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| Amazing. |
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| oldie but goodie |
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| I think he's leaking brake fluid. |
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| Nice bridge. |
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| Huh? |
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| OMG! |
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| Wait, wait, Jack and Coke but no ice? |
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| Bull 1, guy in tights 0. |
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| Bull 1, dude 0. |
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| I miss Wright's. |
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